5-1: The White's eat Sevilla ALIVE!!



Five minutes into the game Santiago Solari scored the first of plenty goals for the whites. The whites squad taught sevilla a lesson on how to play good football under the pouring rain. Guti acted beautifully as conductor of the orchestra. The other goals of the night were scored by Ronaldo (his 31st target so far this season), Zidane and Salgado. The final score certainly made up for the bad results Madrid got when they visited Seville. The coach thought it suitable to give a break to Roberto Carlos and Zidane once the game was definitely sorted out. The coming week will be the first one in many that Real will not have to step on the pitch, although half of the team will be on international duty with their home country squads.

THE MATCH:
5 – REAL MADRID: Casillas; Salgado, Raul Bravo, Helguera, Roberto Carlos (Mejia 68´); Guti, Beckham (Pavon 84´), Solari, Zidane (Borja 79´); Raul and Ronaldo.
1 – SEVILLA: Esteban; Alves (Gallardo 65´), Navarro, Pablo Alfaro (Oscar 45´), David; Marti, Casquero, Redondo, Maranon; Dario Silva (Carlitos 45´) and Baptista.
GOALS:
1-0, min.5: Beckham spots Solari unmarked and the Argentinean gets it in with a cross once the keeper had stepped forward.
2-0, min.44: Beckham's perfect bend from the flank, Ronaldo heads the ball into the net.
2-1, min.58: Baptista, penalty on Maranon.
3-1, min.63: Guti's brilliant pass to Zidane, who beats Esteban.
4-1, min.74: Salgado, following a save of a shot by Ronaldo.
5-1, min.92: Ronaldo steals the ball from David and finds no trouble to score.
REFEREE: Losantos Omar (Basque Referee Association). Guti (18´), Casquero (25´), Ronaldo (46´), Alves (56´), Helguera (57´), Maranon (67´) and Salgado (67´) were cautioned
OTHER FACTS: Liga Matchday 30. Santiago Bernabeu Stadium.

Fig1. Girl1 is free, Girl1 is great, Girl1 plays football very well, Girl1 is in the deans list so Basically Girl1 is Aight. She can be wasted sometimes but everyone gets wasted once in awhile so i guess it's cool.

Fig2. Girl2 is free, Girl2 is great, Girl2 plays football very well, Girl2 ain't in the dean's list but she's smart, Girl2 dances very well, Girl2 is gonna be building bridges someday so basically Girl2 is cool. she gets's wasted also sometimes and it's cool.

Fig3. They are both bestfriends.. Oh yeah.. I know Girl2 more than i know girl1

Now tell me something i don't know..

"4-2: Spanish Cup Hangover"




It looks like the whites still have a hang over from their defeat in the Spanish cup. A 4-2 score show's that their morale, form and physical shape were affected. Yeste, Urzaiz and Del Horno took advantage of this to make their win against the whites, which rallied from the 2-0 halftime score. The local squad displayed two powerful drives on their pitch (one in the first half and another one in the middle of the second period). Both local thrusts proved enough to put an end to their bad streak. Raul was the scorer of the two white goals, also putting an end to his scoring drought. This loss put's an end to Madrid's 9 game La Liga winning streak (their last defeat was by Real Sociedad). Madrid's next match is gonna be this wednesday, against AS Monaco in the Champions league. They have to get their form back in order to win. AS Monaco is no joke especially with Fernando Morientes being there, it's gonna be a sweet for him if ever they do win.

THE MATCH:
4 - ATHLETIC CLUB: Aranzubia; Lacruz, Prieto, Javi Gonzalez, Iraola; Gurpegui, Del Horno, Tiko (Orbaiz 57'), Etxeberria, Yeste (Ezquerro 66'); and Urzaiz (Guerrero 86').
2 - REAL MADRID: Casillas; Salgado, Helguera, Mejia, Roberto Carlos; Beckham (Cambiasso 87'), Guti, Solari, Figo; Zidane (Borja 82') and Raul (Portillo 87').
GOALS:
1-0, min.40: Yeste beats Casillas from the edge of the area.
2-0, min.43: Urzaiz heads the ball into the net from a free kick taken by Etxeberria.
2-1, min.46: Ra?l takes advantage of a loose ball in the area.
2-2, min.61: Ra?l hits from a very precise shot by Roberto Carlos.
3-2, min.74: Del Horno, header, following a free kick by Orbaiz.
4-2, min.76: Del Horno dribbles past Helguera and beats Casillas with a low shot.
REFEREE: Teixeira Vitienes (Cantabria Referees Association). Figo, Ezquerro, Guti and Urzaiz were cautioned.
OTHER FACTS: Liga Matchday 29. San Mames Stadium, three quarters of attendance. Before the game, a group of children wearing the Atheltic kit set free a few doves in memory of the victims of March 11th.

2-3: The Spanish Cup Curse remains with the Whites



It was a most intense and tense game; filled with nerves rather than smooth playing, which resulted in Madrid's letting the Cup go once again. Zaragoza will take the Trophy home after it managed to imposed the pace and style most suitable for what they needed. Real Madrid got ahead first, but then, like last Saturday's game, it failed to keep good care of this lead, as it was already losing by 1-2 by halftime. Roberto Carlos scored the equaliser right after the break, which was like a boost to the white hope. The fight only died out in the extra time when Galletti scored. Two finals lost in three years, the Spanish Cups remains a most significant challenge for Real Madrid, which will certainly keep on trying. Not this year, though. Congratulations to Zaragoza.

THE MATCH:
2 - REAL MADRID: César; Salgado, Helguera, Raúl Bravo, Roberto Carlos; Beckham, Guti; Figo, Zidane, Solari (Portillo 82´); and Raúl.
3 - REAL ZARAGOZA: Láinez; Cuartero, Álvaro, Milito, Toledo; Cani, Ponzio (Generelo 69´), Movilla, Savio (Juanele 96´); Dani (Galletti 60´) and Villa.
GOALS:
1-0, min.24: Beckham, free kick.
1-1, min.29: Savio aims a centre shot at the far post and Dani kicks into the net.
1-2, min.44: Villa, penalty committed on himself.
2-2, min.47: Roberto Carlos, free kick.
2-3, min.111: Galletti from thirty metres off.
REFEREE: Carmona Méndez (Extremadura Referees Association). Salgado, Milito, Álvaro, Guti, Figo, Villa, Galletti, Víctor Muñoz, Solari and Raúl Bravo were cautioned. Cani and Guti got two yellow cards each.
OTHER FACTS: 101th Spanish Cup Final, Montjuïc Lluis Companys Stadium. 54,000 spectators. His Majesty King Juan Carlos was present at the royal box. A one minute's silence was observed in memory of the victims of March 11th.

#84 (Damn..)

A Year ago, on a cold dark night..
Someone was killed infront of 149..
There were few at the scene
But they all agreed
That the one who got killed..
Looked a lot like me

My brother said, "Mon, what is your alibi?
If you didn't love her,
Then why'd you have to die?"
Well, I said not a word
Though she meant my life.
because she's already in the arms
of my good friend.. yeah.. that's nice..

now, it's too late..
Eternity ain't near..
I keep my head up..
And shed not a tear

Sometimes at night
When the cold winds blow
i stand under the stars..
and i look at my bones..

How i feel? Nobody knows, nobody sees, nobody knows but me...

Dateline: In a couple of week, it's gonna be the DLSU-CSB finals! And after that The Shack is gonna be going to the "LAND OF THE FREE!" but until then.. Focus.. Focus.. Focus.. Focus...

Now its not everyday that you see a tombstone with your name on it.. ain't that just a fucked up sight?! Depressing.. that sure made my day..

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AS Monaco will be Real Madrid's rival in the Champions League quarterfinals. The first leg will be played at Santiago Bernabéu Stadium either on March 24th. The Principality's Louis II Stadium will host the second leg on April 6th. In addition to the quarterfinals, the semifinal matches were also set at today's draw. If Real Madrid beats Monaco, it will be playing the winner of the London derby (an exciting Chelsea-Arsenal matchup), with the first leg played in Madrid. If Madrid also makes it to the Genselkirchen Ausfschalke Arena (Germany), it will play as home team too.

Quarterfinals Fixture:
• Round 1: Porto (POR) - Olimpique Lyonnais (FRA)
• Round 2: Real Madrid (ESP) - AS Monaco (FRA)
• Round 3: Chelsea (ENG) - Arsenal (ENG)
• Round 4: AC Milan (ITA) - Deportivo La Coruña (ESP)

I'd like to send my heartfelt condolences to the family, relatives and friends of those 186 people killed in the terrorist bombing in a Madrid commuter train late this arternoon (Early morning there). There are also over 1,000 people wounded in this tragedy. I pray that those terrorists who are responsible for this die a painful death and burn in hell.

For more information on this go to CNN.COM

To the Terrorists:" I hope you guys are motherfuckin' happy! i hope you guys are proud of yourselves! MOTHERFUCKIN' PIECE OF SHITS! BURN IN HELL!"

1-0: The White's Advance to the Quarter finals!



Real Madrid is already into the Champions League quarterfinals. They're win against Bayern Munich has confirmed Real's superiority. The command of the game was in Querioz' boys for more than three quarters of the encounter. Mejia and Solari did a very efficient job replacing Roberto Carlos and Ronaldo. Queiroz' tactics were very wise in deploying such a sound squad determined to win this round right from kickoff. We watched some big name football today at Bernabéu. The white crowed enjoyed a very exciting match-up and played a definitive role with all its support to the home side. Zinedine Zidane's target eight minutes from halftime proved a good advantage despite all the dangerous charges by the German side, which never gave up on the magician fight. The last four minutes of play were just crazy. Anxiety took over both the pitch and the stands. Guti was struck on the face after Kuffour pushed the white captain, but the home side finally ran out as an distinguished winner, like champions do.

THE MATCH:
1 – REAL MADRID: Casillas; Michel Salgado, Mejia, Helguera, Raul Bravo; Beckham, Guti (Borja, 92'); Figo, Zidane, Solari (Cambiasso, 90'); and Raul.
0 – BAYERN MÚNICH: Kahn; Sagnol (Salihamidzic, 66'), Kuffour, Kovac, Lizarazu; Hargreaves (Schweinsteiger, 46'), Ballack, Demichelis, Ze Roberto; Pizarro (Santa Cruz, 68') and Makaay.
GOALS:
1-0, min 32: Zidane in following an fantastic interplay between Raul and Salgado.
REFEREE: Urs Meier (Switzerland). Yellow cards to Ze Roberto (m.14), Michel Salgado (m.15) and Lizarazu (m.69).
OTHER FACTS: Champions League Last Sixteen round, second leg, Santiago Bernabeu Stadium, 80,000 spectators, 3,000 of which were German supporters. The match was attended by His Majesty King Juan Carlos.

0-1: A Tragedy in Turin..



RC Deportivo La Coruna inflicted a painful revenge for Juventus FC knocking them out of last season's UEFA Champions League by defeating the 2003 runners-up in both legs of their first knockout round encounter to advance to the quarter-finals. Deportivo's first-ever success in Turin came courtesy of Walter Pandiani's first-half goal and a magnificently competitive display of man-marking and tight defending in the home of catenaccio.

Del Piero injured
Already hampered by the absence of six potentially first-choice players through injury or suspension, it took only six minutes for Del Piero to limp off with an injury to his right leg. Until that point it had been curious to watch Marcello Lippi's drastically adjusted formation with Nicola Legrottaglie playing as the man marker on Juan Carlos Valer?n in front of a three-man defence.

The Match:
0 - JUVENTUS: Buffon; Thuram, Ferrara, Montero, Legrottaglie (Pessotto, 46'); Camoranesi (Chiumento, 70'), Tacchinardi, Appiah; Nedved; Del Piero (Miccoli, 6'), Di Viao.
1 - Deportivo: Molina; Scaloni, Andrade, Naybet, Capdevila; Mauro Silva, Sergio; Victor, Valeron (Duscher, 77') , Luque (Fran, 62'); Pandiani (Tristan, 82').
The Goals:
0-1 min 12: The Uruguayan striker Pandiani gets in behind his compatriot Montero before slotting coolly past Gianluigi Buffon with his left foot. That all came from a harmless-looking long ball from Jose Molina.
Calls: Yellow cards on Tacchinardi, Ferrara and Montero for Juventus and Mauro silva and Victor for Deportivo.
Other Facts: Juventus playing in their traditional black-and-white stripes. Deportivo are wearing a red away kit with white trim.

The Next two Games without Roberto Carlos

UEFA Appeals Body confirmed its decision to impose a two-match ban on Roberto Carlos, who now is certain to miss, at least, next Wednesday's Champions League encounter against Bayern Munich. Roberto Carlos appeared before the Appeals Body this morning. The Real Madrid delegation was led by Emilio Butragueno and both of them have been directly informed about the judgement earlier this afternoon. The UEFA disciplinary commission made this decision earlier this afternoon in Nyon (Switzerland) after hearing Roberto Carlos' statements and discussing the issue for about 50 minutes.

Weekend Recap..

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Crazy Crazy Crazy.. Did i already say Crazy?!

I've heard a lot of crazy ass shit in my life.. but this so far is the craziest thing that i've ever heard. This Saint, Jose Maria Escriva Balaguer founded this organization called the "Opus Dei". It is said that it's goal is "to spread throughout society a profound awareness of the universal call to holiness and apostolate through one's professional work carried out with freedom and personal responsibility." The intentions may be noble and all that shit but there are some things here, some rules that only someone brainwashed would consider right. Here are some of it...


Alienation From Families
*Communication to family about involvement with Opus Dei is limited and even discouraged.

*Opus Dei teaches individuals (despite their ages) that it is acceptable and even advantageous to leave parents and loved ones out of the decision-making process because "they will not understand." Most parents learn of their child's lifetime commitment to Opus Dei months and even years later. Many times, parents do not realize their children have joined because the numeraries are told to remain in university residences and do not move into centers designated exclusively for numeraries, so as not to raise any suspicions. Gradually, the bond of trust between child and parent is broken.

*Display of pictures of loved ones is discouraged, not by rule, but by subtle example. <---(Tsk tsk tsk.. This shit is Whacked!)

Undue Pressure to Join
*Selected individuals are relentlessly pursued to consider a vocation or calling to Opus Dei.

*Opus Dei members carefully stage "vocational crises" at vulnerable moments in recruits' lives. The recruits are often told that God calls people at certain times in their lives, and if they say "no" they will never receive God's grace in their lives because they are "on the wrong track."

*Opus Dei members often tell their "friends" that failure to follow a calling to Opus Dei will lead not only to a life of misery and discontent, but possibly to eternal damnation. <--- Whhaaaat?! eternal Damnation because i didn't join your Organization?! BULLSHIT!

Corporal Mortification of Opus Dei
This shit is so whaked! Believe Me!!

Corporal mortification is regularly practiced in Opus Dei. It is perhaps one of the most startling aspects of Opus Dei life for people outside the group. Many of the practices of corporal mortification were at one time more regularly practiced within the Church; however, due to modern psychology and thinking, the practices which inflict pain are sometimes considered to be counterproductive to one's spiritual development, as they can easily lead to pride and an unhealthy attitude toward one's body.

Listed below are the ways Opus Dei numeraries practice corporal mortification:

*Cilice: a spiked chain worn around the upper thigh for two hours each day, except for Church feast days, Sundays, and certain times of the year. This is perhaps the most shocking of the corporal mortifications, and generally Opus Dei members are extremely hesitant to admit that they use them. It is a painful mortification which leaves small prick holes in the flesh, and makes the Opus Dei members tentative about wearing swim suits wherever non-Opus Dei members may be.

*Discipline : a cord-like whip which resembles macrame, used on the buttocks or back once a week. Opus Dei members must ask permission to use it more often, which many do. The story is often told in Opus Dei that the Founder was so zealous in using the discipline, he splattered the bathroom walls with streaks of blood.

*Cold Showers : Most numeraries take cold showers every day and offer it up for the intentions of the current Prelate.
Meals : Numeraries generally practice one small corporal mortification at every meal, such as drinking coffee without milk or sugar, not buttering one's toast, skipping dessert, not taking seconds, etc. For the most part, eating between meals is not practiced. Opus Dei members fast on the Church's prescribed days for fasting, but otherwise must ask for permission to fast on their own.

*The Heroic Minute : Numeraries are encouraged to jump out of bed and kiss the floor as soon as the door is knocked in the morning. As they kiss, they say "Serviam," Latin for "I will serve." <--- I don't get it..

*Silences : Each night after making an examination of conscience, numeraries do not speak to one another until after Holy Mass the following morning. (They do not say "Good morning" to anyone as they are getting ready.) In the afternoons, they try to avoid speaking until dinnertime. On Sundays, numeraries generally do not listen to music, especially in the afternoons. <--- How do they live man!..


Some forms of corporal mortification differ according to your gender, as the following table shows:

*Female Numeraries:
*Sleep on boards laid on top of the mattress.
*Sleep without a pillow once a week.
*May not smoke or enter a bar.
*The Founder believed that women had passions that required more discipline to tame.

Male Numeraries:
*Sleep on the floor once a week.
*Sleep without a pillow once a week.
*Allowed to smoke and go to bars with recruits, for the purpose of drawing them closer to Opus Dei.
<--- you go to a bar to bring your recruits closer to you, other than that, it's wrong.. What the?!..

this are just some of the things they do for more information go to www.ODAN.org

To all my homies, relative and whoever who are into this: I ain't go nuthin' against y'all.. i got nuthin but love for all y'all.. it's just that this shit is crazy dawg.. how can you take this shit?!

Source: http://ODAN.org

"Ronaldo stays in Madrid till 2008!!"



Real Madrid C.F. announces that its player Ronaldo Luiz Nazario de Lima has extended the contract binding him to the Club until June 30th, 2008. Although the Club was entitled to a one-year renewal of the previous contract, which was to terminate in 2006, both parties have eventually agreed to extend it until June 30th, 2008.

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The Children should be the one to bury they're parents, It shouldn't be the other way around.. I send my condolences to the family of Jong Carino who died last saturday due to a motorcycle accident.. May He rest in peace...

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A two-match ban for Roberto Carlos. the UEFA Control and Disciplinary Committee has imposed this tough sanction on Roberto Carlos following the incident with Bayern player Demichelis at last Tuesday's Champions League game in Munich. This decision has been reached at a meeting in Nyon (Switzerland). The meeting was attended by Real Madrid Sports Assistant Director Emilio Butragueno, JoseLuis Lopez Serrano, International Relations Manager and the manager of the club's legal department Antonio Vázquez.

Whatever!! they'd do anything for the white's to lose!