Friday, November 19, 2004

This Week on Mon's Life:

School this week is non-existent. Classes were cancelled last monday because of "Ramadan" and from Tuesday until today we had the YHE (Young Hoteliers Expo) and basically because of that we wern't doin shit. Our professors just makes us sign the attendance sheet on the Multi-Purpose Hall, and basically, we just hang there the whole day watching other students who are involved in the festivities. Anyways, other than school there's nothing new really, well, if you include my golf game going to putz (as if there's still any way for it to go to putz) i guess there's something new but other than that everything is all good. In a couple of days i'm headed for Singapore and Brunei for our school tour. I'm scared rather than excited about that trip because of what i might do that could get me into trouble. Shit, i don't want to get jailed in another country. Especially an Asian country. There are these things i should not forget when i get to them countries.

Brunei:
- Do not Insult the Muslim Culture (it's a Muslim country and if you do insult a muslim, remember that no one is bound to help you since they are all Muslims and you're head might end up in a doggy bag.)
- Do not wear shorts (it's insulting to their culture because you're showing off some skin and they might think that you're teasing them because it's against their belief to show some skin thus, ending up insulting their culture.)

Singapore:(This is where it gets interesting...)
- Do Not Chew Gum (It is a mortal sin in singapore to chew Bubble gum, especially Bazooka and Juicy Fruit because they are more potent than any other gum. and also, they don't like bubble gum sticking under their chairs, benches, tables and whatever. Lasty, breaking this rule can cause serious injury to your back because you can get whipped because of this.)
- Smoke in a Smoking Area (Here in the Philippines, The smoking area is just a place where you ditch you cigarette. The People smoke outside the smoking area. And the sign "No Smoking is merely a suggestion rather than a rule. Also, Breaking this rule may cause serious injury to your back reason explained on the "Do Not Chew Gum Rule".)

You know what, maybe i'll just stay in the hotel and just hold my breath while i'm in Singapore. Who knows maybe breathing hard or even snoring is a major crime there.
Anyways, probably my next entry is already is Singapore or before i leave so if ever! CYAH!! PEACE!! BLOG LATER!!

This Week's Soundtrack:
Dave Matthews Band
- Live in Six Flags Darien Lake
- The Gorge 2002
- The Central Park Concert
- Live in Chicago
- Live in Folsom Field, Boulder Colorado
- Luther College with Tim Reynolds
2Pac and the Outlawz
- Hit em' Up
- Hit em' Up 2
- Black Jesus
- Tear Drops and Closed Caskets
- The Good Die Young
- Still I Rise
Smashing Pumpkins
- Tonight, Tonight
- Bullets with Butterfly Wings
- 1979
- Zero
Oasis
- What's the Story Morning Glory
- Definately Maybe
- Stand By Me
Beatles
- Let it Be (Naked)
- Sargeant Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club
- Revolver
Astrud Gilberto, Joao Gilberto, Stan Getz and Antonio Carlos Jobim
- Aguas De Marco
- Agua De Beber
- Girl from Ipanema
Annie Lennox- Waiting in Vain
Jennifer Love Hewett- Barenaked

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