Monday - Tuesday..
So since Magnolia was kinda sick today, i technically held the desk most of the shift. I sure hope she makes it to work tomorrow though. So far the hotel is full of Arabs and can i just say, they are one of the most annoying guests any hotel can have. Seriously.. Other then the smell, they just can't fucking stop haggling about the hotel rate! Even though you already gave them the lowest rate you can they still want you to try to make it lower..
Scenario: 2 Arabs vs. Mon the Front Desk Agent
ARAB1: "blah blah blah blah blah" (translated in arab)
ARAB2: Do you have Suite with 2 room and kitchen?
MON: Sorry sir but we only have a one bedroom suite with kitchen..
ARAB1: "blah blah blah blah blah" (translated in arab)
ARAB2: No suite room with 2 room?
MON: Sorry sir..
ARAB2: Ok, how much in dollar?
MON: $130 night sir, and with buffet breakfast for two!
ARAB2: We stay for 1 week, how much in dollar?
ARAB1: *furious* "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" (translated in arab, and i don't even know if he understands what we are talking about)
MON: $910 sir
ARAB2: No discount?
MON: That's already 40% off the rack rate sir
ARAB2: Try harder my friend..
MON That's all i can do sir..
ARAB1: *Still Furious* "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" (translated in arab)
ARAB2: Ok I come back..
MON: Dick head..
I just shortened this portrayal of what really happens in the desk because if i wrote the whole thing, i might just end up writing a play. On another note, they ask for so much discounts and they never pay on time! and once you show them the bill they get so furious and start disputing everything on the bill! and sometimes even the room charge! what the hell is wrong with them! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH WHO IS KIND AND ALL THAT! PLEASE MAN! give us a break and help your people!
Anyway.. enough of this shit.. i'm hitting the sack!! and yeah WELCOME BACK VIC!
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
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That Nigga Named M.O.N.
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28.8.07
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